It's official: the American masses wouldn't know good music if it slapped them in the face and challenged them to a duel. Maybe you knew this already. Maybe you think I'm crazy. Go to the iTunes music store and take a look at the new playlist of the most downloaded songs of all time. Spoiler alert: Miley Cyrus didn't make it on there, but don't worry, Kei$a is on there at least once. While iTunes fails to meet the standards of a well planned scientific experiment, you can't ignore the fact that one of the most downloaded songs of iTunes' history is by some booty shakin pop star who "brushes her teef wif a bottle of Jack..."
Here's a video that made me laugh and remember better times for pop music. If the three amigos moved to Germany, and stole the musical identity of Sugar Ray (which is not funny because identity theft is real; once a villain ordered Gevalia coffee with my roommate's debit card and it got sent to our address and we had to drink it), and magically became a little younger, this is what they would look and sound like.
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