Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Samurai Skillz

I'll be posting a video of me doing some of my bow-staff and nun-chuck skillz soon. I just thought I would get you guys warmed up with this...




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Saturday, January 23, 2010

Idaho

Everyone needs to know about this video.


Monday, January 18, 2010

Dude, where's my tunes?

It's official: the American masses wouldn't know good music if it slapped them in the face and challenged them to a duel. Maybe you knew this already. Maybe you think I'm crazy. Go to the iTunes music store and take a look at the new playlist of the most downloaded songs of all time. Spoiler alert: Miley Cyrus didn't make it on there, but don't worry, Kei$a is on there at least once. While iTunes fails to meet the standards of a well planned scientific experiment, you can't ignore the fact that one of the most downloaded songs of iTunes' history is by some booty shakin pop star who "brushes her teef wif a bottle of Jack..."

Here's a video that made me laugh and remember better times for pop music. If the three amigos moved to Germany, and stole the musical identity of Sugar Ray (which is not funny because identity theft is real; once a villain ordered Gevalia coffee with my roommate's debit card and it got sent to our address and we had to drink it), and magically became a little younger, this is what they would look and sound like.


Thursday, January 7, 2010

The Man From Silverado



His name was Silverado Bloom, I think,
and his laugh did all that and more.
He came and went in a Mormon minivan
that was more country than the boots on his feet,
or the drawl on his lips, or the gun on his hip.
We used to sit and smoke through Hebrew signs,
and rings would float like magic through is nose.
I can still smell his leather jacket,
and my eyes still taste the pineapples
on tropical shirts that bloomed through the middle of winter.